HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

This is not a joke. This man, who has been known to frequent drinking establishments around the Harvard Square area, has worked at Harvard departments for the past three years. In that time, he has managed to alienate co-workers, faculty, and students. We beg you, DO NOT HIRE THIS MAN! If you see him, RUN, don't walk, to the nearest Harvard telephone and call...uh...uh....someone.