I'M JUNIOR IN HARVARD COLLEGE, STUDYING ECONOMICS, PSYCHOLOGY, PHILOSOPHY, BIOLOGY, MOSTLY. A LITTLE BIT OF STATISTICS, MATH, GOVERNMENT, ENGINEERING, MODERN ART, SPANISH, AND COMPUTER SCIENCE. I'D DABBLE IN PHYSICS, CHEMISTRY AND ENGLISH LITERATURE IF I HAD MORE TIME. NOT INTERESTED IN LINGUISTICS, LANGUAGES, HISTORY, MEDIEVAL STUDIES OR OCEANOGRAPHY, EXCEPT OCCASIONALLY. I LIKE BIG PROBLEMS AND RIGHT ANSWERS. I LIKE STANDARDIZED TESTING AND I ONLY LIKE SOME KINDS OF MUSIC. I FIND CERTAINTY QUESTIONABLE AND UNCERTAINTY BORING. THE QUOTE ABOVE IS NOT FROM JOHANN VON GOETHE, DESPITE WHAT THE WALLMOUNTED STICKY-QUOTE SAID SOPHOMORE YEAR. TEN THINGS I WOULD NEED ON AN ISLAND: FOOD, SHELTER, WATER, AC OUTLETS, MY TV, IPHONE, LAPTOP, REBEL XTI, INTERNET ACCESS, AND A SAILBOAT. IF I HAD TO SUM UP WHO I WAS IN LESS THAN A HUNDRED WORDS I WOULD SAY: I HATE WRITING ESSAYS TO DEFINE MYSELF. CALL ME, I'M KIND OF INTERESTING TO TALK TO. MOVEMENTS I BELIEVE IN: LIBERTARIANISM, LIBERALISM, THE LEFT, THE RIGHT, EXISTENTIALISM, ANTI-COMMUNITARIANISM, INTERNETISM, SOCIAL ANARCHISM, COSMOPOLITANISM, CATEGORICALISM, PURE PROCEDURAL ANYTHING, PROBABILISM, EXPERIENTALISM, OBJECTIVISM, MORALITY, AND IDEOLOGICAL CONFLICT RESOLUTION. I TRADE IN POSITIVE MENTAL EXPERIENCES. 20 YEARS OLD, LIVING IN CAMBRIDGE, MA. WRITTEN AT 6:40 AM ON MARCH 31, 2009.